If only

If only

Oh, if only I could drink lite beer

And be satisfied to talk about sports.

If I could do that, then “it” would be alright

Uptight, out of sight, yeah!

 At least among those who counted.

If only I could talk about “the draft,”

If only I could talk about the baseball

If only I could talk about the soccer,

If only I could talk about the pussy

If only I could talk about this and that.

If only, if only, if only, I could talk like that!