"Condi" A Poem

“Condi” A Poem

P. Schultz

May 7, 2014

Condi proves that

The shuck and jive

Is still alive.

And for thousands, say, thirty-five,

You can see it live

And surely not in some dive.

Condi will speak

But it’s not cheap,

For after all, she is a “Doc.”

So if she speaks ad hoc

We should not mock,

But, really, applaud her schlock.

So when Condi speaks

Just send this tweet

“Bullshit never sounded so sweet.”